Choice of the Cat

Knock things over. Take a nap. Enslave humanity. Power, fame, and catnip are yours for the licking!

"Choice of the Cat" is a hilarious 600,000-word interactive novel by Jordan Reyne, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

It's the biggest text-based cat simulator ever written; play it many times as different kinds of cat! As a rescue cat, looking for a family to love and obey you forever, you find yourself sharing a home with a family on the brink of divorce. You'll learn to manipulate your owners, their neighbors, and even their other pets to get what you want. (The humans think they're in charge! Aren't they cute?)

Show your new family the meaning of unconditional love, rule by fear alone, or play them against one another for your amusement. Become a YouTube sensation when videos of your lovable antics go viral, or meddle from behind the throne as your owner family begins to take over the government.

Who's an adorable, tyrannical kitty? YOU ARE. Will you sharpen your claws and mete out feline justice, or melt their hearts with purrs, meows, and cuddles?

• Play as male or female, or dispense with gender constructs

• Enjoy over half a million words covering cat lore, how to rule the planet, and what to do with a dead fish

• Save your owners' marriage with kindness, or rip them apart with your tiny little claws

• Delve deep into the psyche of man's second best friend, or become their first best friend, if Pete the dog lets you.

• Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks

• Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage

• Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners

• Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires

• Mess with vital political phone calls--or opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals

• Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat

把事情搞砸了。小睡一下。奴役人性。力量，名望和猫薄荷是你的舔！

“选择猫”是乔丹·雷恩（Jordan Reyne）制作的一部60万字的热闹互动小说，你的选择可以控制故事。它完全基于文本，没有图形或声音效果，并且受到你想象力的巨大，不可阻挡的力量的推动。

这是有史以来最大的基于文本的猫模拟器;作为不同种类的猫玩多次！作为一只救援猫，寻找一个爱和永远服从你的家庭，你会发现自己与一个家庭在离婚的边缘共享一个家。你将学会操纵你的主人，他们的邻居，甚至他们的其他宠物，以获得你想要的东西。 （人们认为他们是负责人！他们不可爱吗？）

向你的新家庭展示无条件的爱的意义，仅凭恐惧统治，或为了你的娱乐而互相对抗。当你的可爱滑稽动作的视频传播病毒时，或者当你的主人家族开始接管政府时，从王位后面插手，成为YouTube的轰动。

谁是一个可爱的，暴虐的小猫？你是。你是否会磨砺自己的爪子，用猫咪的正义，或用咕噜声，喵喵声和拥抱来融化他们的心灵？

•扮演男性或女性角色，或免除性别结构

•享受超过五十万字，涵盖猫传说，如何统治地球，以及如何处理死鱼

•用善良的方式拯救你的主人的婚姻，或用你的小爪子将它们分开

•深入了解男人的第二好朋友的心理，或成为他们的第一个最好的朋友，如果狗的皮特能让你。

•报复那些穿越你或你的盟友，或使用聪明，安静的技巧拯救无辜的人

•成为猫中的英雄，或挑选人类，并无情地摧毁陷入困境的婚姻

•享受豪华的地毯，成熟的窗帘以及来自业主的肚皮擦

•撕碎和偷东西，臭标记你的领土，并引起火灾

•与重要的政治电话混淆 - 或选择聪明的镇定策略，以便让人类实现目标

•帮助您的主人在他的猫的帮助下，从隔壁的音乐大亨那里获得录音合同